Broken Bird: Update

Quite possibly ME soon. Notice the laughing, flying, green devil bird in the corner.

The STUPID broken bird is more annoying than ever.  Our weekend visitors were first hand witnesses to this manic night time torture, and yet they seemed to enjoy the opportunity to harass me about it MORE than the obnoxiousness of the noise all night.

I have vivid, violent fantasies about strangling the broken bird.  I have decided the only explanation is that it must be a Devil Bird.  Yes, really.

Devil bird: A bird that occupies the shadowy borderland between myth and reality is the Sri Lankan devil-bird.  (From Occultopedia.)

How it got from Sri Lanka to my southwest US front lawn, I’ll never know.