Conversations with My Ulcer

Jun 17

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I decided to name my stomach ulcer, and to embrace it, with the hope that it would feel recognized and validated, and thus heal faster.  For some reason, it seemed to distinctly require a male name, and so, it has been dubbed  “George”.

Today at McDonald’s:

George: mmm, a nice cold iced latte sounds good.

Me: yes it does but coffee is not very good for you.

George: but milk is soothing and a latte is mostly milk anyway! it has very little coffee at all!

Me: good point.

About CluelessMom

A clueless Mom and recent escapee from grad school currently navigating the territory of marriage, full-time work, and 100% parenting mania.

Posted on June 17, 2009, in crazy, huh? and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Estrella Azul | June 20, 2009 at 4:47 am

    That’s funny :) ) it reminds me of the diet I had to endure after my surgery. I was craving for more food than a pregnant woman :P

    Reply
  2. goodbadandugly2 | June 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    ha ha…you crack me up! :)

    Reply

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